Apparently, they're scrapping the EM3 stream too. All well and good because I always thought that the EM3 stream was an insult to the intelligence of the EM3 students. The reputation that comes with it is a pretty heavy burden. People talk down to you or they don't talk to you at all, and they just whisper in the background and point their fingers.

But somehow, I don't think there will be a flood of snarky, "oh they suck" posts about the EM3 students.

I am a GEPer. The happiest years of my life as of now were in the Gifted Programme. If not for it, I would be a sad, suicidal outcast floating somewhere in the education system. Without it, I wouldn't have made the friends that I love and cherish so dearly.

Without it, I would have been nothing. A placeless, faceless bag of bones.

Why do we anger you? Why do you hate us so much? Why do you revel in the destruction of our sanctuary?

What have we done to you to deserve this?

I shall say this again. I am a GEPer. Not an IPer, not a Victorian, not even a Dunmanian. You forced that label upon me with your smirks, snide remarks and general idiocy. You still do in fact.

I will wear it with pride.

A GEPer, forever and always.

001.Real name: NEVER. YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIIIIVEEE!!
002.Nickname: HAH. YOU HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN THAT.
003.Single or taken: single
004.Zodiac sign: English, Scorpio. Chinese, goat.
005.Male or female: Anything you want baby~
006.Elementary Sch: St.Hilda's. A Proper Anglican School whot whot.
007.Ipod: Technically, it isn't mine.
008.How many buddies on your list: more than I can bother to count.
009.Friendster name: Friendster is a conspiracy by the FBI to know ALL ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS. (because we're all potential terrorists)
010.Hair color: Dark brown
012.Hair long or short: Uh. Past the shoulder sort of thing.
014.Eye color: brown
015.Are you a health freak: Nope. HAH.
016.Height: 161cm! I AM AS TALL AS YOU ZILONG!!
017.Do you have a crush on someone: Crushing people isn't fun. Torture is the way to go.
018.Do you like yourself: I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT, TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT, TOO SEXY IT HUURTS!
019.Braces: no.
020.Think you're awesome: Yes. But,ZILONG IS AWESOME-ER THAN ME!
021.Piercings: Two in left ear, One in right.
022.Tattoo: mm. We'll see.

Your 'Firsts'
024.Surgery: Nope.
025.Piercings: ears. In P2.
026.Best Friend: ZILONG!
027.Award: Some P4 Chinese thing. 3rd place. Rather odd considering I suck at Chinese now.
028.Sport you joined: NONE. HAH.
029.Pet: CATCATCATCAT
030.Vacation: Um. Australia I think.
031.Concert: Kindergarten, or thereabouts..
032.Love: My cats.

Favorites
033.Movie: BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN! or Forrest Gump
034.TV show: Either CSI, House, Project Runway or Deadliest Catch.
035.Color: Black is the new black.
036.Music: Bands you mean? Then it would be Queen, Radiohead, Simon and Garfunkel, Kings of Convenience, Franz Ferdinand, Doves, Embrace and the odd frenchy song.
039.Drink: Water.
040.Body part excluding face: Hy hair?
041.Cartoon: Samurai Jack!
042.Piece of clothing: My over-sized t-shirt. yay.
043.Brand of clothing: No idea!
044.Thing to sleep with: My cat. She's warm and she purrs.
045.School: Dunman High and the Koi ponds.
046.Animal: CATCATCATCAT
047.Book: OH DEAR. THIS IS HARD. I HAVE TOO MANY.
048.Magazine: National Geographic or PSM.
049.Im eating: nothing.
050.Im drinking: nothing.
052.Im about to: Post this on my blog?
053.Listening to: Climbing up the Walls by Radiohead. (Really quite creepy.)
055.Waiting for: Project Runway.
056.Watching: The computer screen?
057.Wearing: Grey shirt and shorts.

Your Future
058.Want Kids: Uh. No idea. Giving birth scares me because of a special I watched on National Geographic. Oh God. That was fucking scary. >_<
059.Want to get married: I think so?
060.Careers in mind: Journalist, or be some sort of writer. Either that or.. banking. >_>
068.Lips or eyes: Eyes. (Those eyes.. Like a window to your soul.. At last, I have found you.. Jiang Wei. -Zhuge Liang Gayess in DW5. xD)
069.Hugs or kisses: Hugs.You can get them from ANYONE. :D
070.Shorter or taller: ooo. Kinky.
072.Romantic or spontaneous: Doubly kinky! Remember to use protection!
073.Nice stomach or arms: Stomach.
074.Sensitive or loud: Um. Sensitive.
075.Hookup or relationship: ..What?
076.Sweet or caring: Don't they mean the same thing?
077.Troublemaker or hesitant: Both deserve a good bitchslap. Hesitant over troublemaker anyday though. After the bitchslap.

Have you ever
078.Kissed a stranger: Nope.
079.Drank bubbles: ..I drank paint once. Does that count?
080.Lost glasses or contacts: Nope. Have broken them though.
081.Ran away from home: No reason to.
082.Broken a bone: Yep. Chicken bones.
083.Got an X-ray: Uh. Don't think so.
084.Broken someone's heart: I have no idea.
086.Turned someone down: Nope.
087.Cried when someone died: Yea.
088.Cried at school: mmhm.

Do you believe in
089.God: Not really.
090.Miracles: No.
091.Love at first sight: Nice to think of it like that, but no.
093.Aliens: >_>. Yes.
094.Magic: I want it to exist.
095.Heaven: No.
096.Santa Claus: No.
097.Sex on the first date: Someone's getting horny. No.
098.Kissing on the first date: Where? O_o
099.Angels: No.

Answer Truthfully
100.Is there someone you want to be with right now: Yes. Quite a number of them actually. I want a hug too. :
I'm tired, the exams are coming, and I feel lonelier than ever.

ZILONG HAS A LAPTOP. IT IS SEXY. IT IS NAMED KAI.

Junyi says:
hello
Zilong says:
heya
Junyi says:
Are you with Kai?
Junyi says:
In your room?
Junyi says:
On the bed?
Junyi says:xD
Zilong says:
OH LOL
Zilong says:
i was with him
Zilong says:
until he couldnt get a CONNECTION.
Zilong says:
koff.
Zilong says:
we were on my bed, yes.
Zilong says:
which explains why im here.
Zilong says:
on the desktop.
Junyi says:
Ah.
Junyi says:
I see.
Junyi says:
So
Junyi says:
He's not performing well tonight is he?
Zilong says:
oh LOL

Cheap too, a thousand dollars off the usual price.

Now to explode with jealousy.

[Delirium?] but the world spins madly on. says:
have you seen the latest quotes lists
[Delirium?] but the world spins madly on. says:
*litt
[Delirium?] but the world spins madly on. says:
*LIST.
[Delirium?] but the world spins madly on. says:
WHICH REFUSES TO BE SPLET!
[Delirium?] but the world spins madly on. says:
....bugger.
[Dream] I do love fan service, yes indeed. says:
AHAHAHAHAHA
[Dream] I do love fan service, yes indeed. says:
OH NO.
[Dream] I do love fan service, yes indeed. says:
At least you splet bugger.

Much love, dearest Eleanor. :)

I've never much liked liver to be honest, but the blogskin, podcast and the Government are hilarious.

Once upon a morning dreary, while I pondereded, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of Wikipedia lore..

There are, thankfully, no ravens in sight. Just Crowley (and Aziraphale) on my desktop.

I feel muggy today; 'muggy' meaning tired and disorientated, as if my head's been stuffed with cotton wool. Either that or I drank copious amounts of alcohol last night, which I did not, I assure you.

Anyway, I set a little "challenge to" myself in order to pass the time, just to see what would come out of it.

The online encyclopedia, Wikipedia, is structured in such a way that there are many links scattered throughout a particular article. Most of these links take you to another article, often one that had nothing to do with your original search topic. Because of this, I wondered what I would get if I clicked on these links twelve times and how estranged it would be from the original subject matter.

Why twelve? Because I woke up at noon.

Here's what happened.

1) Opened up Wikipedia (url, www.wikipedia.org)
2) Typed CSI into the search bar. Recorded it for good measure.
3) Arrived at a disambiguation page, clicked CSI, Crime Scene Investigation.
4) Read the article, clicked on a link to "Sexual fetishism"
5) Read that article, clicked on a link to "Breast fetishism"
6) Read that, and clicked on a link to the Sun's "Page 3 Girls"

You see the trend.

After twelve clicks, I eventually ended up at an article entitled "Soviet Union". This has nothing to do with Grissom and gang, unless they're all communists who are on a secret mission to corrupt the American public and turn them into mindless, Marxist robots.

Highly unlikely.

Documentation of the whole process:

CSI -> Sexual Fetishism -> Breast Fetishism ->Page 3 Girls (then bactracked back to breast fetishism) ->Areola -> Jogger's Nipple -> Writer's Cramp -> Carpal Tunnel Syndrome -> Ergonomics -> Space Age -> Soviet Union.

Try it!

Instructions:

1) Open up Wikipedia
2) Type anything of interest to you in the search bar
3) Follow the links
4) Stop when you've clicked on your twelfth link
5) Go back through your history to see the whole process from 1st link to 12th.
6) Post it.
Note: Back-tracking is allowed, but it uses up one click. Arriving at disambiguation pages does not take up a click.

Have fun.

1. How does the world see me?
Liberi Fatali. Oh boy.

(Translation)
Wake from your sleep, my children,
The childhood years (cradles) are gone.
Wake from your sleep, fated children,
The peace (rest) is gone.
Rise!
Search!
Go to the true garden,
The garden of vernal truth.
Fiery truth
Burn the evil world.
Fiery truth
Light the dark world.
Goodbye, children,
The day has died.

2. Will I have a happy life?

Monty Python's Spamalot, The song that goes like this.

My life will be a parody of all the cliches in broadway. I take that as a yes.

3. What do my friends really think of me?
No stopping us, Jason Mraz.
:D

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Do you Want to, Franz Ferdinand.
Do do, do ya do ya wanna.
Do do, do ya do you wanna wanna know
Oh how I iwould never let you go.

Yes? O_o

They've got girls in pantyhose dancing in the music video too.

5. How can you be happy?
I'm your Villan, Franz Ferdinand.
I'll be EEEEVIIIIIL.

6. What should I do with my life?
Bicycle Race, Queen.
O_O. Join the Tour De France.

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
40 feet, Franz Ferdinand
Not sure how to answer this.

8. Will I ever have children?
I'd rather dance with you, Kings of Convenience
A definite no then. ^_^

I'd rather dance, I'd rather dance than, talk with you..

9. Will I die happy?
DW5- Hu Lao Gate.
Uh.

10. What is some good advice for me?
Ripcord, Radiohead.
It's inevitable, it's inevitable.

11. What is happiness?
My little town, Simon and Garfunkel.
Happiness would be leaving that Damn town then. I must migrate!

12. What's my favourite fetish?
Prove yourself, Radiohead.
Just realised.
"I'm better off dead, dadada, i'm beter off dead"

13. How will I be remembered?
Street Spirit (Fade out), Radiohead.
Oh boy. I'd be like that guy with shopping bags in Tianmen Square

14. What is your love life like?
Spell it Out, Embrace.
All that really matters now to me, is that can set you free.
My hands are tied and I can't find my feet.
Very odd.

15. What's your life motto?
The Build-up, Kings of Convenience

The build up, lasted for days, lasted for weeks..
To take things easy I suppose.

16. What do your parents think of you?
Pounding, Doves.
...eek. Sorry pa, Sorry mum.

17. What's your favorite hobby?
Sooner or Later, Breaking Benjamin.
Sooner or Later, you're gonna hate her.
>_>;

18. What does your best friend really think of you?
Sky Starts Falling, Doves

If you see her again, be sure to say hello
Be sure to send my love
Did she seem like before
Could you seem above it all
Be sure to send my love

Wake up, waking up to see
It's a sign
That what will be will be

That's good I think?

19. What's the worst thing about you?
Baby Got back, Sir Mix-alot.
I HAVE A BIG SEXY BUTT. AHAHAHAHA.

20. Describe your mind
Gravity, Embrace
Full of regret and hope.
Fits.

21. How will you die?
Planet Telex, Radiohead
No idea. O_o;

22. How does your crush feel about you?
It's a hard Life, Queen.
I feel comforted. -_-

23. What is your wedding going to be like?
Wake up, Lost Prophets.
All-night-sex?

24. What about your honeymoon?
Gloomy Shadow, DW5.
Very Ominous.

25. Describe the last day of your life
Yellow, Coldplay.
Look at the stars, look how they shine for you.
I'll be loved. :]

26. Why does life suck?
Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight, Tiny Tim.
Things that bother you never bother me, I feel happy and fine, haha!
Living in the sunlight
Loving in a moonlight
Having a wonderful time.
Self explanatory, really.

27. Why does life rule?
Break me gently(Incidental), Doves.
An Instrumental. oh ho ho ho.

28. What will you be famous for?
Sunrise Sunset, Fiddler on the roof.
Mourning a wedding.
O_o

29. What's the craziest thing you'll ever do?
The Fifa 2005 Soundtrack. O_o

30. Will you achieve your goals?
Where I end and you being, Radiohead
Things get confused.

31. What will your future job be like?
Too much Food, Jason Mraz.
xD

32. And your party life?
Love and Destroy, Franz Ferdinand.
ooo. Cool. Incidentally, it's a great clubbing song.

33. Overall, will you be happy?
Thinking about you, Radiohead
No. I'll be angsty.

34. Or will you just deal with it?
There goes the fear, Doves.
I think I will.

End. That was an odd quiz.

Many things have been going on lately. I shall blog about them later.